misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

(via hardcorebrownie)

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

(via kickmyvagina)

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

(via relahvant)

coldur:

forever my favourite photo on tumblr
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